More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans dont do their own work.

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25 Responses to “More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas”

  1. GeneralHotuffy Says:

    Tell me I’m not the only one who watched this and thought, “Best idea ever”

  2. nano4288 Says:

    You seem to think that by the US owing money to China that somehow gives China power over the US. It doesn’t. China needs to have some way of enforcing those loans. It doesn’t. If China calls in its loans, as you so simplistically put it, all the US needs to do is say “fuck off” and that’s the end of that. What would China’s next move be?

  3. EricTheRed03 Says:

    I find this so funny because I know someone who did this for his co-op.

  4. EricTheRed03 Says:

    AM I the only one who thinks this is the funniest video these guys have made? I’ve seen it about 5 times now in the last 24 hours. There are many small details in the video that you notice after watching it a few times. From the guy painting his airplanes at work to the idea of outsourcing done by other outsources. There’s so many small touches. You gotta love the creators of this video!

  5. dimitrijesandora Says:

    Nano, don’t be so sure. Lets wait and we’ll see. I know few people who went to China in the last two years. They all were coming back with word “Wooow! They will rule the world!” And I am from good old Europe. So I wouldn’t be such arogant if I were you. The truth is that american goverment is pretty nervous about “china issue”.

  6. texytam42 Says:

    10 years ago i never would have believed they would be able to pull off their ‘news’ website as a video…they certainly did. So damn funny!

  7. nano4288 Says:

    Well I’m also European. Living in Canada now. So I’m not speaking as an American defending my government. I’m speaking as somebody with half a brain. If China calls in its debt (again, as if its as simple as that) and the US says fuck off, what is China’s next move?

  8. 1tephania Says:

    China can’t simply call its loans (reserve funds issues), nor would that result in a catastrophe for the US (only half of US public debt in foreign hands, and only half of that in Chinese hands).

    My advice for the Chinese is the same one that Deng Xioping gave at his deathbed: lie low for another decade or two! Japan was far more powerful than China is right now in the 80s – 8 of the 10 largest banks were theirs. Where is Japan now?

  9. Georgenfla Says:

    1Taphinie, Japan is just East of Korea. You should buy yourself a man.

  10. ToAruShiroiNeko Says:

    Send toys dipped in lead. :D

    On a serious note. If china stops lending money to the US it will be unpleasant for the US. But doing so would hurt China as they would no longer have a bigbox mart to sell their crap…

  11. dimitrijesandora Says:

    Yes, 1tephania, but you are forgeting, how many Japanese there are in the world and how many there are Chinese. There is no country in the world where Chinese are not settled. And they keep themselves together where ever they are. Think about that. :)

  12. dimitrijesandora Says:

    I doubt they will nock on the door and ask their money. There are a lot of ways how they can do it. There are a lot of theories how this could be done.

  13. 1tephania Says:

    Yes, I know, and that’s why I think this time it will be different – China’s rise is on a different scale compared to Japan’s rise, or Korea’s rise, or whatever. Yet the analogy can be made. And China is still poorer than Japan was in the 80s.

    And the power of the Chinese diaspora is overblown. They integrate more than people think.

  14. nasvwj Says:

    fucked up. that’s the reason we have too high unemployment rate in the usa because of this

  15. kanger80 Says:

    Hahaha. Lazy Americans!

  16. YBadBoyX Says:

    lol the onion’s the shit

  17. RobyT3 Says:

    OMG this guy is a total idiot
    you are happy doing that!
    you are a lazy over weight idot!
    you are fat cuz you are doing nothing!
    you are lazy and it is horribal that you are proud of this
    you are going to lose your job to that idian guy and then when you have that puzzled look on your face i hope it hits you hard!

  18. ragelb Says:

    I agree! Pure genius! LOL

  19. philritter21 Says:

    The best part of watching Onion videos is reading the comments. Its incredible how many people cannot recognize satire.

  20. Selenus Says:

    Brilliant! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?!

  21. thudec Says:

    loved the confrence call! lmao

  22. asierra1492 Says:

    The US has an enourmous interests in keeping the dollar as the global reserve currency. If they say “fuck off” that would be the end of the dollar standard.

  23. soundsliketruck Says:

    Its nice to see all the brilliant youtubers discussing economics.

  24. BlackstarSirius Says:

    Weren’t you listening? It gives him more time to work on his Fantasy Football Team!!

  25. AcousticTyGuy Says:

    People who think the Onion is real are part of what is wrong with America.

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